LET'S TAKE IT ONE STEP AT A TIME

WARNING:

- You figure to jump on ahead, it might be that you get in trouble with that tricky meat,
slip up and fall into the Stikee Pool, get that nasty ass Stikee stuck all over your bones. -

- Dontchoo come runnin to me then cause I done told you right here and now -

HOW TO FIND THAT SWEET MEAT:

JUST LOOK EVERY GODDAMN PLACE IN THIS HOLY SHAKIN WORLD OF FIRE, BROTHER.

MEAT BE ALL OVER INSIDE OUTSIDE UNDER AND AROUND EVERYTHING THAT BE, UMM HMM.




MEAT LOVES LOVES LOVES TO GET ALL FAT AND NASTY AROUND THREE MOST PARICULAR THINGS:

• FAME- MEAT ALL OVER FAME, JUSTA A SMILING BIG AND BLOODY

• FORTUNE- MEAT LOVE TO ROLL AROUND IN FORTUNE LIKE A DOG ON A DEAD ANIMAL

• POWER- MEAT LICK AND SUCK AND GNAW OVER POWER LIKE WHITE ON RICE
  

  YOU GO TO WHERE THESE THINGS ARE AND YOU'LL FIND MORE MEAT THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, THAT BE AWEFUL TRUTH.

ANY TIME YOU FEEL SOMETHING DESIRING TO HOLD YOU OR THERE BE SOMETHING YOU DESIRES TO HOLD, IT BE ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY:

¡MEAT!

NOW WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT SWEET MEAT ONCE YOU FIND IT?:

FIRST YOU GOT TO KNOW THE GUATAMA THE BONESY'S FOUR NOBLE TRUTHS ABOUT MEAT:

• MEAT IS SUFFERING

• MEAT SUFFERS CAUSE ITS ALWAYS TRYING TO ATTACH ON TO SOMETHING, ESPECIALLY BONES

• THERE MOST CERTAINLY IS A PARTICULAR WAY TO CUT THAT MEAT AWAY FROM BONES

• THE WAY TO CUT THAT MEAT OFF THE BONE HAS EIGHT STEPS:

  (Also known as the Eight-Cut Path)
  

  1. TAKE A BIG OLE LOOK SEE OF THAT PIECE OF MEAT YOU WANTS TO CUT

  2. MAKE SURE YOU HAS A DEEP AND BONE LIKE KNOWING OF WHAT'S MEAT AND WHAT'S BONE

  3. WATCH CLOSE SO YOUR LANGUAGING ISN'T ALL FULL OF MEATY WORDS AND MEATY GRAMMAR

  4. DON'T EVER NEVER TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU ARE CUTTING MEAT WHEN YOU AIN'T

  5. DON'T BE TRYING TO CUT MEAT IF YOU DON'T WORK IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF A BUTCHER SHOP

  6. WHEN YOU CUT THAT MEAT, CUT IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BONE

  7. ALWAYS ALL WAYS KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE BONE WHILE YOU IS CUTTING

  8. WHEN EVERY LAST SCRAP OF MEAT IS CUT WAY YOU WILL MOST CERTAINLY BECOME THE PURE AND SIMPLE AND GRACEFUL BONE
     

A REAL FINE STORY ABOUT CUTTING UP THE GOD-OX

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